December 21, 2012 is when the earth ends
If it was the 20th I would run naked with my mates down the streets into the mall and break into stores and steal anything I can before I die
What would you do?

I don’t really see how Sarah Palin can run a successful family values candidacy and fiercely defend the sanctity of marriage if her own daughter is literally raising a ba*tard in the White House. Will Sarah find a new babydaddy before the 2012 Republican Convention?

I mean, there really shouldn’t be any questions at all about 2012 up here. I think…
(thinks a minute)
Oh. Whoops.