When Satan Takes Over The World In 2012 Gets Rid Of All The Christians. How Will You Celebrate?
Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009 at
12:34 am
I think I might put on my fav pair of chocolate underwear and let a bunch of hots chick chew them off.
Actually stuff it. I’m not waiting til 2012.
*Punky pulls out his Chocolate undies*
Come and get it ladies!
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Lucky bastard. My chocolate undies always melt first.
actually I wait for a pole shift on that year not the destruction of Christianity
but if Christianity will cease to exist on that Day Ill probably Celebrate It by Getting totally stoned Going to Some Metal Show performing a sacrifice to my Gods and burning an Extra church (even though no One is Going to go to that church since Christianity Will Already be Destroyed that day)
And of Course that the chocolate Underwear don’t sound so Bad
just watch Out Not to get Your penis Castrated By one of The Girls Exidently Biting It off dude
happy upcoming summer solstice guys =D
I will celebrate in heaven for eternity. While you’ll be here wondering what type of truck just ran over you. Keep going the way you’re going & you’ll get exactly what you’ve asked for. But I doubt you’ll want it when it gets here. Walk in Peace While You Can.
Hmmm… I might make some tacos with a beef and chocolate mince filling… Seeing as it’s a special occasion, I might whack out the ol’ birthday suit as well
And don’t tempt me… I’ve already had taco’s today… the chocolate just won’t help me
<3
I will be overjoyed, pitiful POS like yourself will have nobody to kick around and your life will become unbearably boring. As for your *chocolate* undies, have you heard of toilet paper ?
Excuse me? Why would you celebrate Satan?
The Lord our God is the only way to the light!
Edit: Fine, give me all the thumbs down you want, but when you’re burning in hell, you’ll regret it
I wouldn’t celebrate, He’d kill us!! :O And torture us and stuff… And it won’t only be Christians, It will be everyone
You have your events mixed up there. When the Antichrist comes, the Christians will be long gone in the rapture. Satan does not get rid of the Christians.
do you mean the Republicans taking back the Presidency or… wait a minute, isn’t Satan a just a disgruntled Christian?
Missing some words there?
You are welcome to your chocolate undies now, go for it.
Chocolate undies? But if Satan takes over the world it might get too hot to wear them.
Here’s your answer:
http://www.exposingchristianity.com
The way I always do. Get snot slinging drunk.
By taking MY Empire away from Satan. He shouldn’t be greedy.
I’ll still be here baby, 2012 isn’t gonna happen. that’s the Mayan calender. But hey you wanna put on Chocolate underwear be my guest, just don’t blame us Christians when it melts
I’m going to eat a big mac combo supersized with a non diet soda
By sinning more than usual. I’d get 15 abortions.
[eye roll]
I just hope it’s like hell in the Simpson’s. Nonstop donuts…Yum.
I shall dance naked down the street.
gets rid of all the christians? people have got satan all wrong
your weird
i’ll throw my hands in the air and wave them like i just don’t care
haha..you always crack me up on here:)
GOT NEWS FOR YOU…RAPTURE COMES BEFORE tribulation and it wont be that soon.